Desmond Returns
Desmond Howard enjoyed his greatest
success when he was a Green Bay Packer,
winning the Super Bowl MVP award and
putting up some big statistics. Now, after
spending some time with the Oakland Raiders,
Howard has returned to Green Bay as a free
agent signing to catch passes and return kicks
for coach Ray Rhodes. "I hope Desmond can
re-create the magic he created when he was
with us in 1996," said Packers general
manager Ron Wolf. "His accomplishments
when he was here earlier are still in
everybody's mind," said new coach Ray
Rhodes. "He's an outstanding returner and
also an excellent receiver."
The Packer Fan
The packer fan noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to
it if he knew whose seat it was. The guy said, "Yes, that's my wife's seat. We
have never missed a game since the Lombardi days, but now my wife is dead."
The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad he couldn't find
some relative to give the ticket to and enjoy the game together. "Oh no," the
guy said, "they're all at the funeral."
The Packer Fan In Heaven
A devout Packer fan died and had just arrived in heaven (that's where all Packer
fans go you know). He was talking to an angel trying to get the low down on what
heaven was going to be like. He asked the angel if there were any former packers
in heaven. The angel replied, "Sure, all the greats are here."
He then asked the angel if they played football and the angel replied that in
heaven, every day is Packer Sunday and the Pack always wins. Being very excited
the fan asked if Vince Lombardi was there and as he asked, he saw a man with
dark rimmed glasses, a heavy overcoat, and a cap that looked strangely like
the one Vince Lombardi wore in the Ice Bowl. When asked excitedly if that was
him, if that was Vincent T. Lombardi, the angel replied, "No, that was just God.
He just thinks he's Lombardi."
The Light Bulb
Q: How many people does it take to change a light bulb at Lambeau Field?
A: Three. One to change it and two to talk about how good the old one was.
The Ring
Q: What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
What About Iowa?
Q: Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?
A: Because Minnesota would want one too.
The River
Q: What separates the one good team from the bad teams in the NFC Central?
A: The Wisconsin border.
The Dog
A man walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. He noted a dog intently
watching a Packers - Bears game. Whenever the Packers scored, the dog would
jump onto the bar and do an animated dance. This happened over and over as
the Packers scored again and again, and at the end of the game the dog let
out a loud howl and ran out of the bar.
The man thought this was pretty unusual and asked the bartender, "Gee that's
amazing. What happens when the Bears win?"
The bartender replied "I don't know, the dog's only 4 years old."
